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  LOL at the Bizarro cartoon today

  by therevealer in

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  not sure if it would be copyright to post it.. .

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  Love Bizarro! First thing I read in the Comics section.
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  What's the strangest thing you've heard someone seek counsel with the elders about?

  by keyser soze in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  personally, i never went to the elders with anything(not voluntarily, anyway).

  but a friend of mine once asked a couple of elders whether it would be acceptable for him and his wife to make a sex tape, for their own personal viewing.

  needless to say, the idea was frowned upon..

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  keyser soze

  Personally, I never went to the elders with anything(not voluntarily, anyway). But a friend of mine once asked a couple of elders whether it would be acceptable for him and his wife to make a sex tape, for their own personal viewing. Needless to say, the idea was frowned upon.
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  Look at me momma I baptized....I baptized (McGrovern Park congregation pool party at my hotel).

  by Joliette in

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  my mom asked me if she could use the hotel pool at my job for some people at her congregation (these three girls are her congo got baptized and they wanted to have a pool party for them).

  i asked our general manager if it was okay, and of course it was, but i had to get a room in order to reserve the pool area for the j-dub guest.

  one of the little 2 year old (she was sooooo cute look at me momma i baptized .

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  keyser soze

  Hello from Milwaukee, Wisconsin

  Hello from Madison!
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  Look at me momma I baptized....I baptized (McGrovern Park congregation pool party at my hotel).

  by Joliette in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my mom asked me if she could use the hotel pool at my job for some people at her congregation (these three girls are her congo got baptized and they wanted to have a pool party for them).

  i asked our general manager if it was okay, and of course it was, but i had to get a room in order to reserve the pool area for the j-dub guest.

  one of the little 2 year old (she was sooooo cute look at me momma i baptized .

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  And she was soooo cute I felt like crying when she said that. Being mentally controlled at 2 years old

  Yeah, It angers me whenever I hear my niece talking about 'meetings' and 'Jehovah'. It helps to remember they are only regurgitating what others have told them. They haven't yet developed the ability to think and speak for themselves.
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  Marriage troubles: Experiences of JW wives leaving JW men

  by bats in the belfry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  pls, someone direct me to experiences in the magazines or any other of their publications speaking about the lasting damage to the psychological development (traumata) of watchtower men when their watchtower wives separate from them?

  - - - i could not find any, can you?

  q.: do only men separate/leave the women in the organization?.

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  Pls, someone direct me to experiences in the Magazines or any other of their publications speaking about the lasting damage to the psychological development (traumata) of Watchtower men when their Watchtower wives separate from them?

  I doubt you'll find much in their Publications, given how they like to boast about how much happier and longer-lasting JW marriages are.
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  JW Memorial celebration has to rely on fairy tale history to support it's importance

  by undercover in

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  2. friends

  once again it is memorial season in jw-land.

  the women are shopping for their easter, er, memorial dresses.

  the kids look forward to, um, well, nevermind...they don't have anything to look forward to.

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  keyser soze

  While they were watching Kentucky put the beats on Kansas Ohio State.

  Fixed that for you.
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  BANNED words in the Education System (eye opening!)

  by Terry in

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  2. experiences

  new york (cbsnewyork) george carlin is rolling over in his grave.. the new york city department of education is waging a war on words of sorts, and is seeking to have words they deem upsetting removed from standardized tests.. marla diamond talks to walcott, student about banned words.

  fearing that certain words and topics can make students feel unpleasant, officials are requesting 50 or so words be removed from city-issued tests.. the word dinosaur made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like, wcbs 880s marla diamond reported.

  halloween is targeted because it suggests paganism; a birthday might not be happy to all because it isnt celebrated by jehovahs witnesses.. julie lewis family celebrates christmas and kwanzaa, but she told cbs 2s emily smith she wants her children to appreciate and learn about other holidays and celebrations.. theyre going to meet people from all walks of life and theyre going to have to learn to adjust, lewis said.. words that suggest wealth are excluded because they could make kids jealous.

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  keyser soze

  I'm pretty sure WTWizard is in violation of a few forum rules.
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  I met a lady last week.........

  by Iamallcool in

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  i met a lady last week, we like each other, she flirted with me but i have not asked her out for date.

  she is very pretty but i ran a background check on her.

  she got arrested for possession of marijuana last year.

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  Didn't you already date a girl who smoked hookah? The one with the really big butt? I'm having trouble keeping all of your "conquests" straight.
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  Serena wants to marry a JW - does anyone want to be evenly yoked?

  by dozy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  http://www.s2smagazine.com/stories/2012/03/serena-williams-wants-man-her-faith.

  she says that she is "studying" to become a jw , so i guess that fits in with the report that her & venus are ubps , not baptised.. personally i prefer caroline woznaicki , but i don't doubt that there will be a quite a few jw guys that regard her as ace & might be tempted to play mixed doubles , court and have a love game with serena.

  and with her 85 million usd wealth , i'm guessing that that part time janitor or window washing job might no longer be necessary..

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  She's a little too much woman for me

  Not to mention, she's probably into kinky stuff. She once threatened to shove a tennis ball down a line judge's throat. One thing comes to mind: ball gag.
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  BANNED words in the Education System (eye opening!)

  by Terry in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  new york (cbsnewyork) george carlin is rolling over in his grave.. the new york city department of education is waging a war on words of sorts, and is seeking to have words they deem upsetting removed from standardized tests.. marla diamond talks to walcott, student about banned words.

  fearing that certain words and topics can make students feel unpleasant, officials are requesting 50 or so words be removed from city-issued tests.. the word dinosaur made the hit list because dinosaurs suggest evolution which creationists might not like, wcbs 880s marla diamond reported.

  halloween is targeted because it suggests paganism; a birthday might not be happy to all because it isnt celebrated by jehovahs witnesses.. julie lewis family celebrates christmas and kwanzaa, but she told cbs 2s emily smith she wants her children to appreciate and learn about other holidays and celebrations.. theyre going to meet people from all walks of life and theyre going to have to learn to adjust, lewis said.. words that suggest wealth are excluded because they could make kids jealous.

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  keyser soze

  I don't think the list is broad enough. I won't be happy until kids can only communicate with each other in texting lingo.